2. Beer stains wash out
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently in your car while you play football.
5. When your beer goes flat you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous if you grab another one.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight
10. When you go into a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
11 Beer never has a headache.
12. A beer won't be upset if you come home and have another beer on your breath.
13. If you pour a beer right, you always get good head.
14. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
15. A beer always goes down easily.
16. You can share a beer with your friends.
17. You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer.
18. The beer is always wet.
19. A beer doesn't demand equality.
20. You can have a beer in public.
21. A beer doesn't care when you come home.
22. A frigid beer is a good beer.
23. You don't have to wash a beer to make it taste good.
24. If you change beer you don't have to pay alimony.
25. A beer doesn't complain about your beer gut.
